Here's what my 159 smack-a-roos got me:
- A ticket to the Samsung 500 Race on Sunday, April 5 - Frontstretch, Grandstand Seats in the Turn 1 area.
- Limited edition WBAP and Texas Motor Speedway Premium.
- Box lunch and complimentary soft drinks and water.
- Roundtrip transportation in a motor coach complete with restroom facilities(!) to and from the Texas Motor Speedway from WBAP in Arlington.
- VIP Guided Pit Tour.
As far as I could tell from looking at Ticketmaster, the seats alone cost about $116 each. Denise said to be sure and take something a driver can autograph as I may see some in the Pit Tour.
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Dear (insert driver name):
#99 Carl Edwards, I'll miss going to your autograph sessions since now you have a new sponsor. You are my driver.
#2 Kurt, You've come a long way, baby.
#18 Kyle B, You got my 69 Camaro SS, and you know it.
#88 Dale Jr, I'm just sayin'...
#9 Kasey Kahne, Sophia is sweet on you. We put pictures of you up in her room.
#14 Smoke, Old Spice cologne is my favorite men's cologne.
#31 Jeff B and Kim, You're my favorite couple.
#24 Jeff G, I still think you're wife favors Ashley Judd.
#29 Kevin, Come on, a 22,000 sq feet McMansion, really?
#33 Clint, Do you know you look like the 1960s actor, Rod Taylor (He was in The Birds)?
#17 Matt the Brat, I don't know why, but you remind of Elwood from the Blues Brothers. You talk low and fast.
#11 Denny, You need to man-up your home interior decor. It's too feminine, IMO.
#39 Ryan N, I saw you in Victory Lane at the 50th running of the Daytona 500. Call me, I need your autograph on some of my D500 stuff.
#48 Jimmie, You looked hot in your scruffy beard and black skull cap at the Bud Shootout Selection.
#55 Michael, You are funny.
#19 Elliott, I sure like you as a co-host on Trackside.
#44 AJ, I'm pulling for you.
#26 Jaime, Saw you on Trackside. I like your humor.
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