Friday, March 27, 2009

Great Bar Name

Lawanna and I were yakking on the way to our literal play date of going to see "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest". We were talking about where married people first met their spouses. How some even sheepishly own up and say they met at a bar. I mentioned they could say they met at Church (a non-existent bar). That way they could tell people they met at Church. Then we took it a step further and came up with another name.

Remember that episode of Sex in the City where Lainey stole Charlotte's baby name of Shayla? Well do not even think of stealing our bar name, LOL! The name of our pretend bar is, drum roll, please, The Church Social..."So, where did you and your husband first meet?". Reply, "At The Church Social." Should be a bit hit in the Bible belt.

Oh, I recently heard "they" are going to try to pass a law so liquor stores can sell liquor on Sundays in Texas, imagine that. What is the world coming to??? First "W" and Laura move about 5 miles from me and now this. The World's going to Hell in a Handbag!! Darrell H gets credit for the "Going to Hell in a Handbag" phrase, well he's the first one I heard say it. He said that phrase when Ann Richards became governor of Texas in 1991.
Oh, I am pulling for the liquor stores to be able to sell their wares 7 days a week if they want.

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